LYRE BIRD - AMAZING BIRD
BY : ASHUTOSH GHOSH
Thursday, June 18, 2009
History Mystery
History Mystery
Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White Ho use.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
An drew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln , was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford'.
Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford'..
Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse. Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater..
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here's the kicker....
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe , Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe. ___________________________________________________________
WHO FIGURED THIS OUT?
INCREDIBLE
INCREDIBLE
1) Fold a NEW $20 bill in half...
2) Fold again, taking care to fold it exactly as below
3) Fold the other end, exactly as before
2) Fold again, taking care to fold it exactly as below
3) Fold the other end, exactly as before
4) Now, simply turn it over...
What a coincidence!
A simple geometric fold creates a catastrophic premonition printed on all $20 bills!!!
....And now .. look at this!

TRIPLE COINCIDENCE ON A SIMPLE $20 bill
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
PLEASE BE CAUTIOUS WHILE YOU FILL PETROL AT PUMPS
This is a freak incident that happened last week. A young man and his 4 yr old son went to a petrol bunk near Lal bagh (Bangalore) to fill in petrol for his bike. The boy was sitting on the pillion behind him. The helper who fills petrol held the petrol gun upwards, and turned towards the meter to re-set the meter. As soon as the setting was done the petrol came out gushing out of the gun- due to some malfunction - (atleast that's what they said)in full speed and splashed all over the 4 yr old boy and his father. Petrol entered the eyes of the boy. Immiediately the boy was taken into the cleaning area and was showered in a water jet. They washed his eyes with lot of water. But the boy could not see anything. The young man took the child to the hospital and immediately the hospital authorities put him in ICU. The kid was transferred to Vittala Netralaya & after 2 days of treatment he got some vision again. Now he is alright and is at home. The doctors told that just because the water cleaning was done immediately, he has vision today otherwise the boy would have been blind by now. Petrol (along with impurities) can burn the tissues inside the eye.
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Please take some precautions next time you are at a petrol bunk.
1. If the engine was in running condition, this cud has caused a major Fire. So Switch off the engine in bunks.2. Drop small kids and the person sitting behind you outside the bunk and fill in petrol. Kids are more sensitive than grown ups.
3. Ask the petrol bunk helper boy to hold the gun down. Even if there is such an accident let the petrol flow down and not on your face.
4. Send this e-mail to as many people as possible, as many of our friends use two wheelers.
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Please take some precautions next time you are at a petrol bunk.
1. If the engine was in running condition, this cud has caused a major Fire. So Switch off the engine in bunks.2. Drop small kids and the person sitting behind you outside the bunk and fill in petrol. Kids are more sensitive than grown ups.
3. Ask the petrol bunk helper boy to hold the gun down. Even if there is such an accident let the petrol flow down and not on your face.
4. Send this e-mail to as many people as possible, as many of our friends use two wheelers.
ADMISSION TO SCDL, PUNE
WALK-IN ADMISSION 2009 AT SCDL (Symbiosis Centre for Distance Learning)
Symbiosis Centre for Distance LearningSysbiosis Bhawan, 1065 B,Gokhale Cross Road,Model Colony, Pune – 411 016 Tel: 020 – 66211000 – 20
WALK-IN ADMISSION 2009 AT SCDL
Walk-in Admissions at SCDL Office Pune only from Monday to Saturday 10.30 am to 4.00pm till 18th July-2009. (Except 1st May-09).Admission form is available in prospectus with the Details of required Documents to be attached to the Admission form.Prospectus are available at Axis Bank (List is available on the SCDL Web site through the link New Admission),Bangalore Office & Nashik Office. Student also can send (via courier) us the duly filled Prospectus request form which is available on the SCDL web site along with the DD of Rs.1100/-(The DD should be in favour of "The Director SCDL, Pune," and the same should be payable at Pune only.) for receipt of prospectus within India & US $ 75 for receipt outside India to purchases the Prospectus. In which student will get the Admission form & accordingly student need to post us the Admission form with required gazette attested documents along with the separate DD of Rs.1000/- registration fees (For Civil Students) OR US $ 100 (For NRI Students) each program before 18th July-2009.IMP- Prospectus sale is subject to Availability & till stock last.Please note that SCDL offer only Post Graduate Diploma programs & not MBA Degree.Eligibility1. Graduate in any discipline, from a recognized University, OR2. Diploma holders, (3 years diploma from recognized Polytechnic) with minimum 5 years supervisory experience after completion of diploma,. OR3. NRIs / foreign residents who have graduated from an Accredited UniversityStudents appearing for the final year of the graduation examination can also apply (Subject to graduation within the time line specified by SCDL)One Year Post Graduate Diploma Programs:1.Post Graduate Diploma in Insurance Management (PGDIM)2.Post Graduate Diploma in Retail Management (PGDRM)3.Post Graduate Diploma in Customer Relationship Management (PGDCRM)4.Post Graduate Diploma in Supply Chain management (PGDSCM)5.Post Graduate Diploma in Instructional design (PGDID)6.Post Graduate Diploma in Pre-Primary Teachers Training (PGDPTT)One Year Diploma Programs:1.Advanced Diploma in Creative Writing in English (ADCW)2.Diploma in Creative Writing in English (DCW)* Note: PGDIM program is not available for NRI/International Students.Note: Exam fees is not included in the program fees, it has to be paid with the Exam enrollment form (Rs.150/- per subject for Civil & US $ 10 for NRI)Exam Procedure:Exam will be On-Demand online process. Online Examinations consist of objective questions & can be scheduled on demand as student's convenience through the SCDL web site. Each online exam is out of 70 marks & the minimum passing marks are 35. Online Examinations are conducted through selected Aptech's Attest Centers in more than 40 cities across the India.NRI/ International Students can be administered the online examination through the attest centers, Embassy offices, reputed companies/ universities.
Symbiosis Centre for Distance LearningSysbiosis Bhawan, 1065 B,Gokhale Cross Road,Model Colony, Pune – 411 016 Tel: 020 – 66211000 – 20
WALK-IN ADMISSION 2009 AT SCDL
Walk-in Admissions at SCDL Office Pune only from Monday to Saturday 10.30 am to 4.00pm till 18th July-2009. (Except 1st May-09).Admission form is available in prospectus with the Details of required Documents to be attached to the Admission form.Prospectus are available at Axis Bank (List is available on the SCDL Web site through the link New Admission),Bangalore Office & Nashik Office. Student also can send (via courier) us the duly filled Prospectus request form which is available on the SCDL web site along with the DD of Rs.1100/-(The DD should be in favour of "The Director SCDL, Pune," and the same should be payable at Pune only.) for receipt of prospectus within India & US $ 75 for receipt outside India to purchases the Prospectus. In which student will get the Admission form & accordingly student need to post us the Admission form with required gazette attested documents along with the separate DD of Rs.1000/- registration fees (For Civil Students) OR US $ 100 (For NRI Students) each program before 18th July-2009.IMP- Prospectus sale is subject to Availability & till stock last.Please note that SCDL offer only Post Graduate Diploma programs & not MBA Degree.Eligibility1. Graduate in any discipline, from a recognized University, OR2. Diploma holders, (3 years diploma from recognized Polytechnic) with minimum 5 years supervisory experience after completion of diploma,. OR3. NRIs / foreign residents who have graduated from an Accredited UniversityStudents appearing for the final year of the graduation examination can also apply (Subject to graduation within the time line specified by SCDL)One Year Post Graduate Diploma Programs:1.Post Graduate Diploma in Insurance Management (PGDIM)2.Post Graduate Diploma in Retail Management (PGDRM)3.Post Graduate Diploma in Customer Relationship Management (PGDCRM)4.Post Graduate Diploma in Supply Chain management (PGDSCM)5.Post Graduate Diploma in Instructional design (PGDID)6.Post Graduate Diploma in Pre-Primary Teachers Training (PGDPTT)One Year Diploma Programs:1.Advanced Diploma in Creative Writing in English (ADCW)2.Diploma in Creative Writing in English (DCW)* Note: PGDIM program is not available for NRI/International Students.Note: Exam fees is not included in the program fees, it has to be paid with the Exam enrollment form (Rs.150/- per subject for Civil & US $ 10 for NRI)Exam Procedure:Exam will be On-Demand online process. Online Examinations consist of objective questions & can be scheduled on demand as student's convenience through the SCDL web site. Each online exam is out of 70 marks & the minimum passing marks are 35. Online Examinations are conducted through selected Aptech's Attest Centers in more than 40 cities across the India.NRI/ International Students can be administered the online examination through the attest centers, Embassy offices, reputed companies/ universities.
Monday, June 15, 2009
Plane Crash between Rio to Paris
The world saw the disappearance of an A330 Air France during a trans Atlantic flight between Rio to Paris. and mins before the crash of the said aircraft Two shots taken inside the plane before it crashed. Unbelievable! Photos taken inside the GOL B 737 aircraft that was involved in a mid air collision and crashed.....

A B737 had a mid air collision with the Embraer Legacy while cruising at 35,000 feet over South America. The Embraer Legacy, though seriously damaged with the winglet ripped off, managed to make a landing at a nearby airstrip in the midst of the Amazon jungle. The crew and passengers of the Embraer Legacy had no idea what they had hit. The B737however crashed, killing all crew and passengers on board.

These photos were found in a digital Casio Z750, amidst the remains in Serra do Cachimbo. Although the camera was destroyed, the Memory Stick was recovered. Investigating the serial number of the camera, the owner was identified as Paulo G. Muller, an actor of a theatre for children known in the outskirts of Porto Alegre. It can be imagined that he was standing during the impact with the Embraer Legacy and during the turbulence, he managed to take these photos, just seconds after the tail loss the aircraft plunged. So the camera was found near the cockpit. The structural stress probably ripped the engines away, diminishing the falling speed, protecting the electronic equipment but not unfortunately the victims. Paulo Muller leaves behind two daughters, Bruna and Beatriz.

A B737 had a mid air collision with the Embraer Legacy while cruising at 35,000 feet over South America. The Embraer Legacy, though seriously damaged with the winglet ripped off, managed to make a landing at a nearby airstrip in the midst of the Amazon jungle. The crew and passengers of the Embraer Legacy had no idea what they had hit. The B737however crashed, killing all crew and passengers on board.

These photos were found in a digital Casio Z750, amidst the remains in Serra do Cachimbo. Although the camera was destroyed, the Memory Stick was recovered. Investigating the serial number of the camera, the owner was identified as Paulo G. Muller, an actor of a theatre for children known in the outskirts of Porto Alegre. It can be imagined that he was standing during the impact with the Embraer Legacy and during the turbulence, he managed to take these photos, just seconds after the tail loss the aircraft plunged. So the camera was found near the cockpit. The structural stress probably ripped the engines away, diminishing the falling speed, protecting the electronic equipment but not unfortunately the victims. Paulo Muller leaves behind two daughters, Bruna and Beatriz.
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